Showing posts with label Star Wars. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Star Wars. Show all posts

Saturday, December 24, 2011

My 10 Favourite Things About Christmas 2011

With Christmas right around the corner, I thought I would offer my favourite things from this holiday season. Of course, my list may be different after Christmas, but at the time of this writing (on December 24th), this would be My 10 Favourite Things About Christmas 2011.

10. The Return Of The NBA On Christmas Day
I'm a big basketball fan, but I'm not a huge NBA fan, so I honestly didn't care whether the NBA returned for this season or not. I was more than happy to focus on NCAA basketball and CIS basketball in Canada. But since it was announced that the NBA was returning on Christmas Day, and I saw that the Miami Heat were playing the Dallas Mavericks in an NBA Finals rematch, I relished the opportunity to yell "Suck It LeBron!" at my TV on Christmas Day. (Twitter users, please join my mission to have #suckitlebron trending at some point during the NBA Season.)

9. Visiting Niagara Falls
We go to Niagara Falls a number of times each year, but nothing is better than seeing the Falls in the Winter when the snow and ice have formed. It's an unbelievable sight, and we always make sure to take advantage of the fact that we live so close to the Falls by making an annual Winter trip.

8. Getting A Phone Call From My Friend Randy
This entry may seem a little out of place, but I had to include it because in the week prior to Christmas, Randy had something pretty unbelievable happen to him...not once, but twice. The first time, he was sitting in his car in a mall parking lot waiting for his wife, when the door opened, a woman got in and sat down and started yelling and swearing at him about his attitude, before looking at him and screaming "OH MY GOD, THIS ISN'T MY CAR!" and running off. When he stopped laughing, he called me to tell me the story.

Three days later, he was once again waiting in his car while his wife was shopping (don't ask me why he waits in the car while she shops, I have no idea), and while I am talking to him...it happens again! I can actually hear someone in the background open the door, and then say something...and then say "Oh, I'm so sorry", and Randy say "Happens to me all the time." Then he tells me that another woman tried to get in his car, and I didn't believe him. So, what does he do? He gets out of the car and goes over to the woman (a few cars away) and gets her to confirm so that I can hear it.

Moral of the Story: Randy needs to lock his car at the mall.

7. Our Christmas Tree
This year's Christmas tree was quite an adventure. This was the first Christmas for Devena and I under one roof, so we both had full Christmas trees and ornaments, and trying to figure out what made the A list and what was relegated to the B list from each house was an interesting task. We ended up getting it figured out, and I think it looks fantastic...the best tree I've ever had. Take a look and see if you can find the following ornaments: all 4 characters from The Wizard of Oz (and the Witch!), Indiana Jones, and Where The Wild Things Are.

6. Holiday Favourites On Galaxie
I love Christmas Music. Period. If you don't, there's something seriously wrong with you. This year, we've been listening almost non-stop to the Christmas music on our satellite (Bell, Channel 936). There is also another station with the same music but with the traditional yule log burning on the screen. My favourite Christmas song: Holly Jolly Christmas. Fact.

5. Taylor University's Silent Night

This is one of the most amazing basketball traditions I've ever seen. At Taylor University, they have an annual 'Silent Night' game, where everyone in the crowd remains completely silent until the team scores their 10th point, at which point they erupt and make an incredible amount of noise for the rest of the game, culminating in the entire crowd putting their arms around each other and singing "Silent Night" at the end of the game. Watch the video...guaranteed goosebumps.

4. Yoda Christmas Card
Yes, I had seen the cartoon online, but I was thrilled to actually find this card in a store last week. I bought multiple copies of it. Don't be surprised if you get one from me in the next couple of years.

3. Father-And-Son Elf Shirts
For as long as I can remember, A Christmas Story had been my favourite Christmas movie, all the way back to Grade 5 when I went to see it at the Odeon Theatre in Guelph with Christine McEvoy, in what was essentially my first date ever. I just now realized that, on that night, I was younger than Lucas is now. Wow.

In recent years, a new favourite Christmas movie has emerged in our home, and that is the Will Ferrell classic Elf. So when Old Navy released these "Son of a Nutcracker" Elf shirts, it was a no-brainer that Lucas and I needed a matching set.

2. Devena's Christmas Baking
I had never really been a huge fan of Christmas Baked Goods. I was always a salty snack person (chips, popcorn, etc...) instead of loving sugary treats or baking. But when I started tasting the things that Devena makes for Christmas, my tune changed in a hurry. Shortbreads that melt in your mouth (just ask anyone who has ever tried them!), Seven-Up Cake, Christmas Mice, and that traditional Italian favourite: crostoli (pictured above). My girl makes the best. If you were lucky enough to get a package from her this season, you know what I'm talking about!

1. The Return Of SNL's Christmas Song

Last week's episode of Saturday Night Live featured an unexpected reprise of one of my favourite moments on the show: Horatio Sanz, Jimmy Fallon, Chris Kattan, and Tracy Morgan performing their original Christmas song. Enjoy Tracy Morgan as the highlight, and click here if you want to see the original from 2006.

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Darth Vader Goes To Disneyland

Words aren't necessary. I've never wanted to go to Disney more...

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

I Said "Toy Yoda", Not "Toyota"

I know it's old, but it's just so funny. Click here to read the full story.

Sunday, May 16, 2010

May 16, 2010: It's Not A Trap!

(From Bonnie Burton at starwars.com. Originally found in The Star Wars Craft Book.)

It's not a trap! By reusing a paper lunch bag, you're recycling while making a cool puppet of Admiral Ackbar from Return of the Jedi. Have fun making other character bag puppets from the Star Wars universe. Experiment using colored paper bags, construction paper, fabric and even fake fur.

What You Need:
•2 small brown paper lunch bags
•Craft glue
•Large googly eyes (optional)
•Black, cream, white, gray, yellow, and light brown felt squares

How to Make an Ackbar Bag Puppet:
1. Lay one of the paper bags down with the folded end of the bag face-up on your work surface. Fold down and glue the bottom corners of the bag, to make a rounder face. Cut the bottom of the other bag off and tape to the bottom of the bag for your puppet to give Ackbar a tall and poofy head.
2. Glue the large googly eyes on the far sides of the head. Or if you prefer, cut out two med-sized brown felt circles, then two slightly smaller yellow felt circles and even smaller black felt circles. Glue the black circles onto the yellow circles; and then onto the brown circles to make a pair of eyes. Glue on either side of the bag head.
3. Cut two small black ovals and glue them right above the bag fold for his nostrils. Cut out thin strips of light brown felt and glue underneath the fold. These will be Ackbar's fleshy bits that hang from his mouth.
4. Trace the outline of the bag on the white felt. Cut out two pieces and glue them on the front and back of the bag as Ackbar's tunic. Make two rolls of white felt for the arm sleeves. Cut beige squares and glue together. Cut slits for fingers. Sew to sides of the puppet. Don't forget to cut out a small square of gray felt to make his command insignia badge, and glue it to his uniform.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

May 8, 2010: It All Comes Back To Star Wars, Doesn't It?

I've never made any bones about the fact that I am a Star Wars geek. I mean, at our core, I would argue that we all are, but I proudly wear my fandom without any shame. It's been a while since a Star Wars post, and with this week being the annual Star Wars Day (May the 4th be with you), I thought it was time to catch up.

A number of friends and readers have sent me some Star Wars-themed items over the past couple of months, and along with some that I had saved on my own, I present the following collection of tidbits.

For those of you that love Admiral Ackbar, how would you like to share time with him in your most private of moments? (Admittedly, not as good as the Tauntaun sleeping bag, but definitely a close second.)
These pictures made me laugh out loud the first time I saw them. If you need explanations on either of them, you should probably skip the rest of this post.

How awesome would it be to open your freezer and see this? Lucas has both pieces of this toy...I think I'm going to set it up at home for him.
You're not imagining things...yes, that is indeed an AT-AT made entirely of bacon. Read the full story (with more pictures) here.
In an ingenious idea that is the dream of every male Star Wars fan, this is from a car wash staffed by women in Slave Leia costumes, with a few Geonosis Padme's mixed in. I'll just post this one picture, but click here for more pictures, and here for a borderline NSFW video from inside a car being washed.
For those of you that have a GPS System in your car, and like to fiddle with the voices that you can choose between (I prefer the Australian lady), you may soon be able to receive your directions from the Dark Lord himself.

Lego is a wonderful thing, and if you've ever questioned that statement, check out this video that features the entire story of the Original Star Wars Trilogy, told in under two-and-a-half minutes...entirely in Lego.

And saving the best for last, check out this Star-Wars themed parody from CollegeHumor.com of Alicia Keys and Jay-Z...Galactic Empire State of Mind.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

December 9, 2009

I was told today by an angry man that this was "the world's most banal blog." The same person that told me that dropped by eight times today. I thought I would celebrate my own banality with these awesome Star Wars hats.

Friday, November 27, 2009

November 27, 2009

My Star Wars fan geek-dom knows no bounds. That's right, Star Wars Facebook status updates, from Collegehumor.com.




Friday, October 23, 2009

October 23, 2009

Best Star Wars toy Ever!

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

April 14, 2009

Star Wars nerds will appreciate this a little bit more than regular folk. This is taken from www.thinkgeek.com


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Slumber in the Belly of the Beast

In the sub-zero wasteland of the planet Hoth, only the strong survive... and of course those lucky Jedi protected by the thick skin of a Tauntaun. Now after exhaustive movie viewing research and analysis ThinkGeek Labs has isolated the exact synthetic compounds needed to re-create Tauntaun fur. What have we done with this supreme knowledge? Created a Tauntaun sleeping bag of course.

This high-quality sleeping bag looks just like a Tauntaun, complete with saddle, internal intestines and glowing lightsaber zipper pull. Now when your kids tell you their favorite Star Wars movie is "Attack of the Clones" you can nestle the wee-ones snug in simulated Tauntaun fur while regaling them with the amazing tale of "Empire Strikes Back".

Use the glowing lightsaber zipper pull on the Tauntaun sleeping bag to illustrate how Han Solo saved Luke Skywalker from certain death in the freezing climate of Hoth by slitting open the belly of a dead Tauntaun and placing Luke inside the stinking (but warm) carcass. If your kids don't change their tune on which Star Wars film is the greatest ever, you can do your best Jar Jar impression until they repent.

Product Features

  • Classic Star Wars sleeping bag simulates the warmth of a Tauntaun carcass
  • Built-in embroidered Tauntaun head pillow
  • Glowing Lightsaber zipper pull
  • Great for playing pretend "Save Luke from the Wampa" games
  • Teach your children about the best Star Wars movie ever
  • Fully Licensed Lucasfilm™ Collectable
  • Fits children (and small adults)
  • 100% Polyester construction, Machine washable
  • Exterior Dimensions - 32" x 60"